

This is too funny!
Single women have everything going for them – there is a world of possibility ahead of them. Every single man you encounter knows he can try to get into your pants without getting smacked down by a boyfriend/husband. But talking to these eager men about how you hate yourself because you’re single means that you will always, always be single. They won’t jump up and say, “You hate being single, too? Let’s make babies together, hot stuff!” No, they will back away and talk to the confident single girl who seems like she might be fun to hang out with.
Sure, you want to share your life with someone. That’s a nice thought. But hating yourself because that hasn’t happened yet only leads to overeating, depression, and wearing sweatpants everywhere you go. And you can let that happen only once you’re married (Side note from me, Libby...NOW THAT'S FUNNY!). Being a downer means that other downers will want to be around you, and doubling that Prozac prescription is pricey.”
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WARNING!!! This is one of my rare little rants - so I don't want any hurt feelings when you are done reading this!
WHY IN THE HECK (I'm watching my language - thank you) would anyone take children to movies that are adult movies. This evening I met up with one of my friends from Alaska, in Cedar. We decided to go to a Matin'ee of "He's Just Not That Into You" and this is why I wait for movies to come out on DVD.
We enter the theater about 10 minutes before the movie starts. It is empty, we find a great seat and patiently wait for the movie to start. People start to come in, old couples, young couples, and then two middle aged women with a FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL! Guess where they sit - RIGHT BEHIND ME!!! The movie begins and after ten minutes the little girl is bored with the movie - she should be, it's a movie for adults! To be the polite person that I am I do the head turn. You know where you just turn your head and sigh. Yeah - that's what I did! This continued through most the movie - the head turning. I almost lost it at one point and turned around and said, "SERIOUSLY LADY!" "Really, you really are bringing a child to this movie!" I didn't, I kept it to myself. However, I thought I'll put this on paper and teach everyone with children to not take them to movies - CALL ME! I will gladly babysit them for you just so I know you are not one of those people who takes their children to a movie just so they can squirm, kick my seat, and talk the entire time!
Lastly, the movie was great, even when I wasn't getting pushed on my chair. It taught me a lot of insight on men, or BOYS, and I will probably rent it when it comes out. Just because there were a few things that I missed during the movie!
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: | |
![]() | 4-inch lollipop sticks |
![]() | Melon baller |
![]() | Granny Smith apples (one apple makes about 8 mini apples) |
![]() | Butterscotch or peanut butter chips |
![]() | Chopped nuts, nonpareils, sprinkles, shredded coconut (optional) |
![]() | Small paper candy cups |