Tuesday, May 4, 2010

I hit a deer!!! And, scared the SHIT out of it...Literally!

***PARDON ME FRENCH!!!***

So, I just want to state I have not been blogging in a while...long story. But, I have a much better story - I'll try to make it quick. I'm back working on the SUU Grounds Crew - TOTALLY EXCITED about that, but, I'm not excited that I have to be to work at 6:00am. However, my second day back as I was zooming off to work in the dark early hours of the morning, the road to work was dotted with DEER! OH DEER!!! I saw them in a great herd ahead. I slowed down, but not enough... Then out of the blue this deer ran forward and I hit the breaks. Wasn't quite quick on the breaks and next thing I know the deer is eye to eye with me, then suddenly I see the deer fly past the driver side (in slow motion). As this is going on I am swerving on to the side of the road and hoping that I don't hit another one. Eh, eh, Eh, eh, I had NO idea what I was doing or what I should do. After the deer went flying I continued on to work. I felt like I was sitting pretty since nothing much happened. WELL, as I got to work, and later in the day when the sun came out I decided I should see if there was any damage on my car. (I only did this because one of my co-workers hit a deer this morning also, and had a lot more damage done to her car...I'm super lucky!) About 9:00am this morning I examine the damage to see a nice dent, and "SHIT" smeared up the side of my car. Nice??? Now what do I do? I do have to say that it's been three years since I have been in this deer infested area and this is my first "hit and run." Speaking of "hit and run" - I was so nervous on the way home to see the evidence I left behind. I inspected the area of where this incident happened...NOTHING, there was no deer, nothing! So, I'm in huge hopes that I didn't kill the deer, and that all that happened was that his pride was hurt by his shitting on the side of my car. Because, believe me, if I almost got hit I would probably shit on the side of the car too.

13 comments:

Brad and Jennet said...

HOly cow...or deer!!!! Scary, but um...I am a little offended by your language and...just kidding! :) Sorry about the dent in your car, that sucks! But it could have been worse.

Sproatmeal said...

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

sproateus said...

bahahahaha!

I am still laughing. That is the funniest thing I've heard all week. Thank you for brightening my evening.

Thayne and Jenny said...

That... or you broke it's legs or it's hips and it's off suffering somewhere, slowly dying due to the "hit and run" - hahaha! Holy CRAP! :) You're too funny!

Anisa said...

Poor deer!

Cutie Cakes by MinDee said...

nice. glad you're being so positive about it all. who cares about the dent...look at the shit! so funny! glad you weren't hurt. i'll have to show this one to nate.

Kim and Aaron said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jessie said...

You had "KNOW" idea what you were doing? I can't believe you hit a deer! You and Cash are always telling me to watch for deer and then you go ahead and hit one! You need to be more cautious. I think you need to take your car to a car wash that is pretty gross.

Liberty Williams said...

Hey Jessie, I fixed my grammatical error...thanks for the laugh. At least I didn't put "now" instead of "know." I try to be so grammatically correct and something usually falls through the cracks.

MinDee...I can't believe you swore...I'm appalled... ;)

And Libby S., I had to use that "S" word to get my story across. The word poop just wouldn't have sounded good.

Anne Sproat said...

You know Libby, Grandma was in that car with you, screaming in your ear, "watch out for the deer...they're thick as snot before that curve". I guess, somehow, she got through. Congratulations. You WERE lucky!! Glad you AND your car are okay.

Evolve said...

oh deer...can I first say how much I miss you! Seriously....when i read this story...I laughed hysterically....oh boy...i can't even stop laughing from the comment of..."if i almost got hit i would probably shit on the side of the car too" LOL>>>Oh my gosh..i Can't stop....okay focus....its almost as funny as "put another shrimp on the barbie" you say to the british cruise director. LOL...oh geez. now i can't stop laughing cuz i totally can hear you telling the story. Okay i better go cuz I can't stop laughing...but seriously...poor deer, damn the embarrasment!

Fly Girl said...

OH MY HOLY COW!!!!! That is HILARIOUS!!! I love how I can 'hear' you telling the story when I read it. Oh, Berty, how I miss you!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!! I'm still laughing... Wow.... fabulous... :)

Waltonians said...

I think the mess he left was your punishment for hitting him...like flipping you off in Deer language or something. :) Funny story. Thanks for sharing Libs!